Vaginas are expected to be bald, super soft with no stubble, smell like fresh picked lavender and taste like a mango yet there are so many hairy, discolored, sweaty and salty ballsacks out there demanding to be in a mouth.
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"always in the mood for you."— (via senyahearts)(via lethalstardust)
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(Source: weheartit.com, via lethalstardust)
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today my dad dropped a cantaloupe while unlocking the door and it rolled away and my entire family is now currently outside looking for it
like how do you lose an entire melon(via ladyemilie)
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"Self-care is not selfish. You cannot serve from an empty vessel."— Eleanor Brownn (via twloha)(via lethalstardust)
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reblog this post if you’re comfortable with transgender people using the bathroom that best matches their gender identity.
(via archeogeist)
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typing without looking at the keyboard is my best and only skill
(Source: civilwhore, via angry-cherub)
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i’m ugly
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"95% of the time I feel absolutely nothing, but that 5% of the time I feel everything all at once."— Hedonist Poet (via hedonistpoet) -
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today we found a lost king charles spaniel whose collar said donkey and he’s currently at my house until we find his owner.
we found out after the first couple of hours that he doesn’t respond to his name unless u say it like shrek, so idk what kind of human he belongs to.
(via archeogeist)
